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Ahhh.. Now that the power of immortality is in my grasp , these people will never get me down no matter what they throw at me And you know While I was sitting on the toilet last night I thought up this little ditty and I thought you guys might wanna play it for me But anyways , I guess you furballs have never heard of me , my name is jason voorhees and i can out-fight, out-fuck , and out-kill any lame-ass motherfuckin' murderers cuz I am jason voorhees , and i come from beyond springwood , beyond ohio , and that's way past pennsylvania buddy and i come to this place with a mission , and that mission is to make these teenagers change their ways and give up on their teenage lifestyles and that means no more indoor drunken hangouts , or alcohol parties in the middle of nowhere

THESE TEENS WILL CHANGE THEIR WAYS , OR THEY WILL DIE

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TEENS MUST DIE

I'm the walking nightmare with a defected brain A megaton bufferin' to forever end this pain when it comes to takin' life i'm the undead squall I'll make jeffery dahmer's murders seem like nothing at all

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME TO THE MAMMOTH PUKAPLEX ORGANIZED DEATH ARENA WHERE TONIGHT WE GOT THE UNDEAD TOMATO SLICER JASON VOORHEES FACING OFF AGAINST FREDDY KRUEGER IN A NO HOLDS BARRED...WOAH THEY HAVENT EVEN SHAKEN HANDS AND JASONS SWINGIN HIS MACHETE NOW HES BEEN POUNDED IN THE NUTS WITH A FALCON KICK NOW HES TOSSING FREDDY AT THE WALL OH THAT'S GOTTA HURT WHAT'S JASON DOING HE'S PICKING FREDDY UP AND HE'S SMASHING HIM AGAINST THE WINDOWS NOW HES GOT HIM BY THE COLLAR AND HES..HES..HES TOSSING FREDDY AT THE SHEEEEED! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TEENS MUST DIE TEENS MUST DIE

I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills Drinking lots of beers and smoking on the bill The decedence of your lives was just as clear as glass Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!

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the power of immortality ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhh

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